only kids born in 2000 will get this
(●´艸`)ヾ p-people keep asking, so here, have it. a picture of my D:
is that a fuckin seagate
you disappoint me
Two kinds of people
Kumba
Busch Gardens Tampa
But what is ironic shitposting if you use a tripcode?
what have i done
You made a vagina that licks you back
It’s kind of like Jack Nicholson in The Shining but it just licks you
(via tellmemiranda)
(via gregoryzero)
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
Well actually that’s a really good way to put it just tell them that
(via tellmemiranda)
It’s like tuhmater, without the tuh. #cars #mater #disney #epcot #flowerfestival
Art by: Midori Harada
now that it’s summer, I’m bored as fuck and have absolutely nothing to do.
for three entire moths.
I’m not sure if this is a good (get shit done) thing or bad (sit alone in my room and shut out the entire planet and do nothing of value) thing yet.
I know what it’s going to be for me